You sick bastards!

UGHHHH. My arm hurts. I've been Chris Browned. >___> It's like, an invisible bruise though so there's no proof =(
ANY WAY. So... I'm a little sick... FUCK YOU. I know BOTH of you read my blogs! *points*
The two most important boys in my life and you get me sick. YOU SICK BASTARDS! Yeah well, scenario 1 I won't explain cause.. well.. I basically asked for it and it was going to happen eventually -.-
So, to explain scenario 2, doesn't it irritate you when people don't listen?! LOL not hating but just saying. :) So this one >__>. My bessie recently got sick -again-, this morning I'm trying to get to a table, attempting to move a chair with chocolate milk in my left hand and a muffin in my right. So i turn to him "Can you hold my muffin? :D"
"*stares..."
">:O! hold my muffin!... DON'T EAT IT >:|"
"*stares... takes muffin*"
*moves chair and turns around*
"*AHMMM*" This kid takes a MASSIVE chunk D: like.. half of the top is gone -.-
"AMG. YOU BITCH... MY MUFFIN T___T .... I told you not to eat my muffin T___T"
"*shrugs*"
.____.
Just goes to show you GUYS DON'T LISTEN. I still ate it even though it's been contaminated! -_-".. I WAS HUNGRY.
That's all I had to say for today!...Asshole. Interesting story? :]
And now I sit here.. stuffy nose, occasional cough, and of course.. a little bit of a sore throat! Who knows whats next? ):