How girls really are - my reply to the generalizations.

So I've noticed that there are many articles on the subject of girls. What our actions REALLY mean what our sayings REALLY translate into. Although some of them are true, don't get me wrong some of them are spot on but most of them are bullshit. At least for me. Tips on understanding girls? They're letting you assume that treating one girl one way, that you can treat the next girl the same and she'll fall for you like the first one. um, no. I don't know about these other broads but this is how I am and I know a few chicks that have my mentality too.

• Monthiversuries are stupid. 1, 6, 9 and a year anniversary is good enough. Celebrating each one just gives them more chances to fail at remembering. -I even forget sometimes so I understand. But hey if you're up to celebrating, I don't mind :)
  

• This one will be multi-bulletted because many things fall under this: If we are unofficial, don't ask questions about who we're going to the mall with because technically you're not our boyfriend
  

- If I don't ask you, don't ask me. It's a whole mutual thing. Most of the time I won't.
- Many of us have more guy friends than girlfriends just cause they cause less drama it doesn't mean we're sketchy and play around.

• Jealousy - Whether it is intentional or not by what you said, one of three things will occur: silence, change of subject or a light joke that goes well with the topic. Whatever the hell you've been hearing and experiencing, clearly you've only met the crazy ones because there are more subtle ways we handle jealousy. Any of the three mean, we don't know how to properly let you know without looking like one of the crazy ones.

- Or like you boys, I don't like to show those negative emotions like jealousy and fear.

• GIFTS/PRESENTS/MATERIALS: There's many girls I know that are into the expensive objects but I know a lot more girls that aren't and are more into symbolic or simple gifts. Save your money (for later), a rose, a framed picture, stuffed animals just simple stuff like that still mean a lot. Don't need to go buy jewelery and brand name clothes for those 'monthiversuries'. (Fellas who insist, go ahead. We don't mind getting some nice things.)
  

- Oh and take this in, it's well known already but just to confirm: yes I do like your sweater and I want it. Not because it's pretty, but because it's yours and I want to show it off. That's how we will show our possessive/territorial side. >:]